kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

"I already saw that on Tumblr."

literally everything (via beccaliving)

DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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